What kind of crime does one have to commit to be arrested by him and endure the same punishment? Two things I would have to ban though: Ditch the Michelin and premature withdrawal is totally out of the question. First Prize for supreme handsome Cock perfection.
Granted, I like thick dicks up my ass, period--the most intense male climaxes come from getting seriously ass-fucked--but OH would I LOVE to be public sodomized by Matt Hughes! My hungry anus SO wants to get shafted balls-deep by his monster-cock!