POOR OLD GEASER COULDN'T GET IT HARD WHILE SHE WAS ABUSING HIS TIGHT RECTUM WITH THAT VIBRATING BUTT PLUG. NOT ME! I WOULD HAVE SPUNKED ALL OVER MYSELF AND HER HAND WITHIN A MINUTE. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR WITH A TINY PENIS ANYWAY. BOO HOO FOR ME. "RIGHT"?